Array ( [id] => 15798 [thread] => 63334 [parent] => 0 [text] => Ну что сказать? Посмеялась с того, как Витя списал проблему с ушами на то, что без шапки ходил))) С юмором автор; р <br> Так хорошо передал это нетерпение, когда наконец пришла нужная посылка)) Многие испытывали, жизненно. И себя узнаю в этом :D [name] => Eftida [email] => valimka13788@gmail.com [ip] => 138.68.167.81 [rating] => -1 [rating_plus] => 0 [rating_minus] => -1 [createdon] => 2025-04-09 14:49:44 [createdby] => 18641 [editedon] => 2025-04-09 14:53:38 [editedby] => 18641 [published] => 1 [deleted] => 0 [deletedon] => [deletedby] => 0 [properties] => Array ( [form_key] => cc913880d0c90eb8f71cbfc8d388c9f4 [allowGuest] => [allowGuestEdit] => [requiredFields] => name,email ) [resource] => 73024 [comments] => 4 [username] => osiri5o317 [internalKey] => 18641 [fullname] => Eftida [phone] => [mobilephone] => [blocked] => 0 [blockeduntil] => 0 [blockedafter] => 0 [logincount] => 27 [lastlogin] => 1750720193 [thislogin] => 1750720193 [failedlogincount] => 0 [sessionid] => 985mi7vkho17o0du29d76g5qhs [dob] => 0 [gender] => 0 [address] => [country] => [city] => [state] => [zip] => [fax] => [photo] => [comment] => [website] => https://authors.pishi.pro/user/osiri5o317/ [extended] => Array ( [registered] => 2025-03-25 04:19:37 [lastactivity] => 2025-06-24 03:02:41 [vkontakte] => [telegram] => [oklass] => [facebook] => [twitter] => [instagram] => [mybooks] => Майк Омер, Стивен Кинг, Джон Маррс [mygenre] => Детектив, фэнтэзи ) [ticket.id] => 73024 [ticket.type] => document [ticket.contentType] => text/html [ticket.pagetitle] => История Мальчика по имени Витя. 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[ticket.parent] => 385 [ticket.isfolder] => 0 [ticket.introtext] => Остается только жалеть о прошедшем сне, о тех красках, о тех людях и той истории, хочется забыть. Все совпадения, если такие возможны случайны! 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